Sarah Trahern
3 seasons (2023–2025)
Sarah Trahern drafts better than the standings let on. Across three seasons with Sportzchick, Sarah has taken a quarterback in the first round twice and squeezed more out of picks than the slot usually returns, even with autodraft handling 40% of the job. The wins haven't followed: a 14-28 record, no playoff trips, and a career win percentage that ranks 16th of 17.
Trophy Case
Regular-season weeks only. Career counts run 2023–2026; Coach of the Week and Bench Blunder count from 2026, when lineups began to be recorded.
- 2Coach of the Weeksince 2026
- 3Top Score2026: 2 this season
- 1Narrow Escape2026: 0 this season
- 1Bench Blundersince 2026
- 3Heartbreaker2026: 0 this season
How the awards are decided
- Coach of the Week
- The best lineup choices of the week: the highest share of the best possible lineup (points scored divided by best-possible points, the Coach Rating already on Power Rankings, to one decimal). Ties on that figure are shared. Counted from 2026, because past lineups can't be rebuilt.
- Top Score
- The highest score of the week, to one decimal. Ties are shared.
- Giant Killer
- The biggest upset of the week, judged only on what was known before the game: where each team stood in the standings (record, then points scored). The winner must have gone in at least half a league’s worth of places below the loser (8 places in a 16-team league), and both teams need two games played, so it starts in Week 3. No projections of any kind.
- Narrow Escape
- The smallest winning margin of the week, to one decimal. Ties are shared.
- Bench Blunder
- The most points left on the bench: the best possible lineup minus the one started, to one decimal. Ties are shared. Counted from 2026.
- Heartbreaker
- The most points scored by a team that lost. Ties are shared.
Only regular-season weeks count. Playoff and consolation games never do.
Bench Blunder and Heartbreaker are the two friendly needles — drawn with a dashed ring, and meant in good humour rather than as a mark against anyone.
In 2026: Coach of the Week in weeks 1 and 4; Top Score in weeks 3 and 4; Bench Blunder in week 7.
| Week W1 | Week W2 | Week W3 | Week W4 | Week W5 | Week W6 | Week W7 | Week W8 | Week W9 | Week W10 | Week W11 | Week W12 | Week W13 | Week W14 | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Coach of the Week2 in 2026 | ||||||||||||||
| Top Score2 in 2026 | ||||||||||||||
| Giant Killer0 in 2026 | – | – | ||||||||||||
| Narrow Escape0 in 2026 | ||||||||||||||
| Bench Blunder1 in 2026 | ||||||||||||||
| Heartbreaker0 in 2026 |
= shared with another manager · – Giant Killer starts in Week 3: both teams need two games first
- Playoffs (0 of 3)
- 0-0
- Consolation (3 of 3)
- 4-5
Season by Season
| Season | Team | Record | Finish | Made Playoffs | Post-Season | Playoffs | Avg Pts | High Pts | Low Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | SPORTZCHICK Sarah TIn progress | 5-4 | — | — | — | — | 113.7 | 177.0 | 87.1 |
| 2025roster ↓ | Sportzchick | 7-7 | 10 | — | 1-2 | 0-0 | 104.8 | 144.0 | 54.3 |
| 2024roster ↓ | Sportzchick | 2-12 | 16 | — | 1-2 | 0-0 | 90.5 | 113.4 | 57.2 |
| 2023roster ↓ | Sportzchick | 5-9 | 15 | — | 2-1 | 0-0 | 94.9 | 143.5 | 47.5 |
Finish is the regular-season standing that year. Record and the points columns are the regular season only.
How the post-season splits. After the regular season this league runs a championship bracket and consolation ladders, so every team keeps playing. Made Playoffs means reaching the bracket. Playoffs is the bracket alone, while Post-Season counts bracket and consolation together — so a winning Post-Season record does not imply reaching the bracket. In the Post-Season box above, the two season counts split every season into one or the other: made the bracket, or did not. A team knocked out of the bracket then plays consolation games too, and those are included in the consolation record, which is why it can cover a season counted as a playoff appearance.
Draft Tendencies
Every draft Sarah Trahern has on record — 4 seasons. Value is measured against what the same position has returned in the same round across this league’s own finished drafts, so it reads as “better than that pick usually is” rather than as a reflection of which positions they happen to draft.
| Season | Picks | Autodrafted | 1st Rd | Draft Pts | vs Expected |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | 15 | 15(100%) never showed | RB | 293.5 | — |
| 2025 | 15 | 3(20%) 3 clocks expired | RB | 2,270.7 | +90.1 |
| 2024 | 15 | 0(0%) drafted every pick | QB | 1,866.0 | -196.2 |
| 2023 | 15 | 15(100%) never showed | QB | 2,238.8 | +151.6 |
When Sarah Trahern drafts each spot
Read it as a lineup card: QB2 is the second quarterback taken that year, and the round is the average across the drafts where one was taken at all. Slots taken only once are left out — a single draft is not a tendency.
| Slot | Avg round | Range | Drafts | Best | Worst |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB1 | 2.5 | R1–R5 | 4 | Baker Mayfield 2025 +80.1 | — |
| QB2 | 8.7 | R8–R9 | 3 | Dak Prescott 2025 +80.4 | — |
| RB1 | 2.3 | R1–R5 | 4 | James Conner 2024 +99.8 | Jahmyr Gibbs 2023 +4.9 |
| RB2 | 4.8 | R2–R7 | 4 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. 2025 +42.4 | Jaylen Warren 2024 -5.0 |
| RB3 | 10.0 | R7–R14 | 3 | Jaylen Warren 2023 +98.0 | Jamaal Williams 2024 -28.7 |
| RB4 | 11.0 | R11 | 2 | Kyren Williams 2023 +174.1 | — |
| RB5 | 12.5 | R12–R13 | 2 | Salvon Ahmed 2023 -5.3 | — |
| WR1 | 2.5 | R2–R3 | 4 | Nico Collins 2025 +17.4 | Michael Pittman Jr. 2024 -43.0 |
| WR2 | 4.3 | R4–R5 | 4 | Jerry Jeudy 2023 -6.7 | Marvin Harrison Jr. 2025 -59.4 |
| WR3 | 7.0 | R5–R11 | 4 | Jakobi Meyers 2025 +27.3 | Skyy Moore 2023 -104.2 |
| WR4 | 9.5 | R7–R12 | 4 | Jakobi Meyers 2023 +62.9 | Joshua Palmer 2025 -41.4 |
| WR5 | 11.0 | R8–R13 | 4 | Demarcus Robinson 2024 +28.2 | Josh Reynolds 2025 -72.2 |
| WR6 | 14.0 | R14 | 2 | Dyami Brown 2025 -33.0 | Mecole Hardman 2023 -57.0 |
| TE1 | 8.8 | R3–R13 | 4 | — | — |
| K1 | 11.0 | R8–R14 | 4 | Jake Bates 2025 +7.2 | Harrison Butker 2024 -48.4 |
| D/ST1 | 10.8 | R6–R15 | 4 | Seahawks D/ST 2023 -13.2 | Steelers D/ST 2025 -25.0 |
| D/ST2 | 11.0 | R10–R12 | 2 | Lions D/ST 2025 -17.5 | Jaguars D/ST 2024 -65.7 |
Weekly Lineups
Every week Sarah Trahern has played since lineups started being recorded, starters first and then the bench. Open a week to see who actually played. Covers 2026 — ESPN only serves a past season’s roster as that season’s final roster, so earlier years cannot be filled in.
2026 · SPORTZCHICK Sarah T
End-of-Season Rosters
Who Sarah Trahern finished each season with, for the years before weekly lineups were recorded. ESPN only keeps a past season’s final roster, so these are a snapshot of the last day rather than a lineup from any particular week — and there are no points beside them, because a player’s total for the year counts whatever they scored for whoever else rostered them first.
3 seasons · newest first
2025 · Sportzchick
Roster
| D/ST | Lions D/ST |
| FLEX | Jakobi MeyersWR |
| K | Jake Bates |
| QB | Dak Prescott |
| RB | De'Von Achane |
| RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. |
| TE | AJ Barner |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. |
| WR | Nico Collins |
| BN | Baker MayfieldQB |
| BN | Jayden HigginsWR |
| BN | Michael CarterRB |
| BN | Steelers D/STD/ST |
| BN | Xavier HutchinsonWR |
| BN | Zach ErtzTE |
2024 · Sportzchick
Roster
| D/ST | Jaguars D/ST |
| FLEX | Gus EdwardsRB |
| K | Joshua Karty |
| QB | Patrick Mahomes |
| RB | James Conner |
| RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. |
| TE | Foster Moreau |
| WR | Andrei Iosivas |
| WR | Demarcus Robinson |
| BN | Browns D/STD/ST |
| BN | David MooreWR |
| BN | Dawson KnoxTE |
| BN | Michael Pittman Jr.WR |
| BN | Zane GonzalezK |
| IR | George PickensWR |
2023 · Sportzchick
Roster
| D/ST | Jaguars D/ST |
| FLEX | Jerry JeudyWR |
| K | Younghoe Koo |
| QB | Patrick Mahomes |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs |
| RB | Jaylen Warren |
| TE | Donald Parham Jr. |
| WR | Elijah Moore |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers |
| BN | Durham SmytheTE |
| BN | Gerald EverettTE |
| BN | Joey SlyeK |
| BN | Justin WatsonWR |
| BN | Noah BrownWR |